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Being a consultant would be fun. Like “hmmm… maybe! Here’s your invoice.”

Being a consultant would be fun. Like “hmmm… maybe! Here’s your invoice.”

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Ah, the glamorous life of a consultant – dispensing advice with a sprinkle of uncertainty and a hefty side of billable hours 💼💸 Consulting: where "maybe" meets "cha-ching!" 💡😂

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged being, business, consultant, fun, humor, invoice, maybe, sarcasm, work on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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