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If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.

If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.

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"Running is my form of therapy – either fleeing my responsibilities or chasing after happiness in the form of ice cream cones! 🏃‍♂️🍦#LifeMotto"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, away, cream, escape, ever, fun, fun activity, humor, ice, ice cream, ice cream van, me, problems, running, treat, van on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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