If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van. Commentary:"Running is my form of therapy – either fleeing my responsibilities or chasing after happiness in the form of ice cream cones! 🏃♂️🍦#LifeMotto" Related Funny Posts 🤝 If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van. I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream. The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck. Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream. Is ice cream for dinner a thing, because ice cream for dinner should be be a thing.