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I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

Commentary:
Well, looks like Jesus Christ has taken up a side gig as a hotel room autographer! ๐Ÿ˜„ Making sure those Bibles are personalized with care. ๐Ÿ™ Who knew JC had such a pen game? ๐Ÿ–Š๏ธ #HolySignatureGoals

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, autograph, best, bible, every, fun, fun activity, hotel, humor, i, JC, prank, religion, wishes on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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