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Updated: Mar 13, 2026

 

 

 

 

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Getting tired without doing anything is an art form.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

“Age is just a number!” Yeah, the older I get, the number I feel.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

Posted onJan 28, 2026

My favorite dance move is trying to get out of my own way.

Posted onJan 28, 2026

You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

Posted onJan 28, 2026

The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

Posted onJan 28, 2026

One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.

Posted onJan 28, 2026

Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.

Posted onJan 28, 2026

After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.

Posted onJan 28, 2026

Getting older is sexy. You moan more.

Posted onJan 28, 2026

Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

Posted onJan 28, 2026

Getting old would be so fun if you didn’t wake up each morning with neck pain that suggests you slept hanging upside down like a bat.

Posted onJan 23, 2026

Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

Posted onJan 23, 2026

When exactly does wisdom kick in? I feel like I’m just getting older.

Posted onJan 23, 2026

Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.

Posted onJan 23, 2026

I want a man who doesn’t annoy me while I’m constantly getting on his nerves. It can’t be that difficult.

Posted onJan 23, 2026

Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way.

Posted onJan 23, 2026

Getting a lawn sign so people know what I think today.

Posted onJan 23, 2026

If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.

Posted onJan 23, 2026

A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

Posted onJan 23, 2026

If history repeats itself, I’m getting a pet dinosaur.

Posted onJan 23, 2026

Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office.

Posted onJan 23, 2026

Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

Posted onJan 23, 2026

I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.

Posted onJan 22, 2026

Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

Posted onJan 22, 2026

Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

Posted onJan 22, 2026

Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

Posted onJan 22, 2026

Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

Posted onJan 22, 2026

I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.

Posted onJan 22, 2026

The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

Posted onJan 22, 2026

My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

Posted onJan 22, 2026

Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

Posted onJan 22, 2026

My back and I are definitely not the same age.

Posted onJan 22, 2026

You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind.

Posted onJan 22, 2026

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