Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

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People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

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The one thing to know about me is I always get the last laugh. And oh yes, it’s maniacal.

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In a relationship with my heated car seat.

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Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

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The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

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Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

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The sun really clocks out for the day before I do. That’s insane.

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When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot.

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I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.

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My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.