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Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

Commentary:
"Sounds like you've got all the details figured out except for that tiny 'spouse' detail! 🤷‍♂️ May your search for the missing puzzle piece be as exciting as planning the wedding itself! 💍🕵️"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged commitment, engagement, getting, humor, just, love, marriage, married, need, relationship, soon, spouse, wedding on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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