Getting married soon. Just need a spouse. Commentary:"Sounds like you've got all the details figured out except for that tiny 'spouse' detail! 🤷♂️ May your search for the missing puzzle piece be as exciting as planning the wedding itself! 💍🕵️" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house. Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer. Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time. Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married? I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.