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Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Having a toddler is wild. I’m getting breaking news about Peppa Pig.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Kitchen sex, because it might be your only chance of getting laid on an island this summer.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

Posted onMay 26, 2026

You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I took my kids to the zoo when they were small, I wonder how they are getting on now.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Getting paid 26 times in 365 days is not my destiny.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I had 99 problems but getting divorced solved 98 of them.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Weekends are getting shorter and shorter. You blink and it’s already Sunday 5pm.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Any tips on being smart? For someone just getting into thinking.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

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