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Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.
Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.
Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.
If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.

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3 months ago
Share →: God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was.

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Ah, the sweet blissful ignorance of youth! 😄 What's the saying again? Youth is wasted on the young? 🤔 Well, at least you can look back at your 18-year-old self and have a good chuckle! 😜 #TheWisdomofHindsight
3 months ago
Share →: The secret to being able to buy whatever you want is not wanting much.

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🤑 Don't worry about empty pockets when you can just lighten your desires! 💸 Who needs a wishlist as long as your willpower is stronger than your wallet? 😜 Remember, the less you crave, the more you save! 💰 #ShoppingGoals
3 months ago
Share →: My fridge has brought more light into my life than most people.

Commentary:
"Who needs people when you've got a well-stocked fridge illuminating your world? 🌟🥪 #FridgeGoals #BrighterThanTheSun"
3 months ago
Share →: I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

Commentary:
"Who needs reality when you can have a pocket full of unicorns and rainbows instead? 🦄🌈 Embracing the madness like a boss! 😜 #LivingMyBestFantasyLife"
3 months ago
Share →: Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of long-distance love… I mean, family relationships! 🏙️💖 Who needs daily drama when you can have a loving clan just a plane ride away? 🛫😄 It's all about that perfect balance of closeness and distance, am I right?"
3 months ago
Share →: Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

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"Grin from ear to ear like a monkey who just hit the fruit jackpot with a fresh, perfectly ripe banana! 🐵🍌😄 Let that happiness shine through, no matter how silly you may look! Embrace your inner primate and show off that infectious smile!"
3 months ago
Share →: The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

Commentary:
🍕🔑 "If happiness was a pizza recipe, it would definitely be topped with extra cheese and had a side of joy. Order, eat, repeat – the ultimate formula for a satisfied tummy and a smiling face! Who knew that the key to eternal happiness was hiding in plain sight, right in that delicious pizza box?" 😄🍕
3 months ago
Share →: One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

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"Who needs a good memory when you can just forget about all the things that make you unhappy? Maybe that's the key to eternal bliss – just keep forgetting all the bad stuff!"
3 months ago
Share →: Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

Commentary:
"Who says money can't buy happiness? Just wait till you're sipping cocktails on a tropical beach, then suddenly money starts looking an awful lot like joy in liquid form! 🍹💸😄"
4 months ago
Share →: I’m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to have everything go my way and work out how I want it to.

Commentary:
"Ah, the simple pleasures in life – like world domination and unlimited snacks! 🌍🍔 Who needs complicated wishes when all you really need is a little universe rearranging, right? 😆 #SimplePersonGoals"