66 Funny happiness quotes

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  4 months ago

  View →: Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.
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  4 months ago

  View →: A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’
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  4 months ago

  View →: A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.
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  4 months ago

  View →: My attempts to purge my possessions always seem to result in me rediscovering that I have lots of nice things, after which I lie happily on my hoard like a dragon.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t happy.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I am simply too intelligent to be happy.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.
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  5 months ago

  View →: No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.
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  5 months ago

  View →: That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”
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  5 months ago

  View →: Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.
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  5 months ago

  View →: All people make me happy. Some when they come, others when they leave.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle.
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  5 months ago

  View →: That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

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