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I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

3 months ago

Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

3 months ago

I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

3 months ago

Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.

3 months ago

A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them.

3 months ago

Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

3 months ago

A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.

3 months ago

Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

3 months ago

Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.

3 months ago

My attempts to purge my possessions always seem to result in me rediscovering that I have lots of nice things, after which I lie happily on my hoard like a dragon.

3 months ago

Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony.

3 months ago

Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

3 months ago

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.

3 months ago

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t happy.

3 months ago

Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.

3 months ago

Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

3 months ago

I am simply too intelligent to be happy.

3 months ago

I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.

3 months ago

Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

3 months ago

I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.

3 months ago