That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Me every morning: 'Ah, the sweet aroma of survival! βπΆββοΈπ'" Related funny posts π€ Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning. I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh? When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster. People acting all happy and energized first thing in the morning. Chill out! You arenβt a Teletubby.