I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier. Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs reality when you can have a pocket full of unicorns and rainbows instead? 🦄🌈 Embracing the madness like a boss! 😜 #LivingMyBestFantasyLife" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something. I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash. Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again. A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them. They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.
