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When I'm happy, it's either a lucky glitch in my brain or I'm ignoring my to-do list like it's a toxic ex! 😅🤦♂️📋
101 Funny happiness quotes
The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened, and they’ll instantly start celebrating too. They have no idea what the context is; they’re just always ready to party, no matter what.
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When your dog is the ultimate hype buddy and thinks every day is a surprise birthday party! 🎉🐶🎈
Happiness is an inside job.
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Looks like my internal employees need a raise! 😂💼✨
Everybody looks sexier when they are happy.
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Proof that laughter is the best beauty product! 😄💅
Why is everybody on LinkedIn thrilled all the time?
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Guess LinkedIn swapped the 'endorse' button with a 'mandatory happy dance' button!
James Bond really accurately predicted that the biggest threat to life on Earth is super-rich businessmen, whose money didn’t make them happy, and now their hobby is destroying the world.
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Why stress over world domination when you can just buy the planet and forget to water it 😂💸🌍
To be happy as a man, you simply need to replace your screen time with beautiful women time.
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Swapping pixels for giggles? Count me in! 📱➡️😄💃
I love that retail therapy works on me. I am so much happier and at peace when I’m buying things for myself.
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Just doing my part to stimulate the economy, one cart at a time! 🛒💸😂
What’s a beginner hobby for someone just getting into being happy?
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Start with the basics: mastering the art of smiling without pulling a face muscle! 😄🎨
Girls are happier when their dress has pockets, it’s science.
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Finally, a scientific breakthrough everyone can agree on: pockets = happiness! 👜🔬😂