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94 Funny happiness quotes

Funny happiness quotes 🌟 are the perfect way to add a sprinkle of joy and a dash of laughter 😂 to your day! Whether you’re feeling blue or just need a giggle, these witty words of wisdom will tickle your funny bone and lift your spirits ☀️. They’re like a pocketful of sunshine for your soul, ready to brighten even the dullest of moments. Dive into this playful world of humor and happiness, and let the good vibes roll! 🎉

Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

Posted onJan 27, 2025

A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

My attempts to purge my possessions always seem to result in me rediscovering that I have lots of nice things, after which I lie happily on my hoard like a dragon.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t happy.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

I am simply too intelligent to be happy.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

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