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If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.

Commentary:
"Who needs romance when you have a fridge full of delicious food? 🍔🍕 Single or married, just make sure your pantry is well-stocked for a happy life! 😉🥗 #FoodOverLove"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, eating, food, happiness, happy, humor, life, life advice, married, relationships, single on May 21, 2026 by slickboy.

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