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I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.
Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.
Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup.
“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”
The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.

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5 months ago
Share →: Not to brag, but I’m on hold and my call is important to them.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate test of patience: being on hold and reminded that your call is *so* important to them… Must be their way of saying, 'Please hold for eternity.' 🕰️🤣 #ImportantCallVibes"
5 months ago
Share →: Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic glasses-off, face-in-hands move – the universal signal for 'I am overwhelmed by the sheer brilliance of my own thoughts.' 🤓🙈 Procrastination level: Expert!"
5 months ago
Share →: Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

Commentary:
🚓 Police officer: please step out of your vehicle.
🤣 Me: after this song, hold on.
🎶 *Busts out dance moves inside the car* 😄🚗
5 months ago
Share →: If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

Commentary:
"Looks like we've found the real MVP of air travel – the open mouth cougher! 🤧✈️ Who knew a simple 'ah-choo' could have such power over flight delays? 😂 #FlightEtiquette #HoldTheFlight"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

Commentary:
"Ah, if only life came with a built-in counterfeit detector! 💸 It would save us so much time and trouble trying to figure out who's genuine and who's just putting on a show. But hey, at least we have our intuition, right? And maybe a magnifying glass wouldn't hurt… 🔍😄"
5 months ago
Share →: Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’

Commentary:
Isn't it strange how one hand is the star performer while the other is just a clueless bystander? 🤔🖐️ "Come on, left hand, it's time to step up your game!" 😂✍️ #HandyQuirks
5 months ago
Share →: What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?

Commentary:
Oh, the horror! 😱 Parents actually had to use both hands to hold their babies before the invention of smartphones? Must've been a real arm workout for them! 💪👶 #ParentingInprehistoricTimes
5 months ago
Share →: I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

Commentary:
"When the restaurant menu becomes your arch-nemesis, you know you've reached a certain age 😂🔍 Embrace the reading glasses and keep 'looking pretty okay'! 👓💁"
5 months ago
Share →: Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?

Commentary:
"Sounds like the element of surprise was working overtime in the office today! 🤪🤷‍♂️ 'Why hold the baby' – a hard-hitting question that left everyone speechless and giggling. Sometimes, it's best to just roll with the unexpected and embrace the comedic chaos! 😂👶 #OfficeAntics"
5 months ago
Share →: Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?

Commentary:
"Who needs designer bags when you can store all your grudges in your pockets? 🤷‍♀️👜 Don't mess with a woman and her pocketful of grievances! 💁‍♀️💼 #GrudgeStorage #PocketPower"