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42 Funny hold quotes

Funny hold quotes 🎭 are the hidden gems of humor that turn waiting on the line into a delightful comedy break πŸ˜‚. Whether you’re stuck on a call 🎧 or enduring another endless queue, these witty quips offer a sprinkle of laughter 🌟 when you need it most. With their clever twists and cheeky charm, they transform the mundane into a mini stand-up routine 🎀, ensuring you stay entertained while you wait.

Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

Posted onJan 27, 20251 month ago

It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’

Posted onJan 26, 2025

What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?

Posted onJan 24, 2025

The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?

Posted onJan 22, 2025

“Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself?

Posted onJan 22, 2025

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

The quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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