Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like 'I don't know how to hold a pencil.'

Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’

Commentary:
Isn't it strange how one hand is the star performer while the other is just a clueless bystander? 🤔🖐️ "Come on, left hand, it's time to step up your game!" 😂✍️ #HandyQuirks

What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?

What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?

Commentary:
Oh, the horror! 😱 Parents actually had to use both hands to hold their babies before the invention of smartphones? Must've been a real arm workout for them! 💪👶 #ParentingInprehistoricTimes

I think I look pretty okay for my age. It's just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

Commentary:
"When the restaurant menu becomes your arch-nemesis, you know you've reached a certain age 😂🔍 Embrace the reading glasses and keep 'looking pretty okay'! 👓💁"

Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?

Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?

Commentary:
"Sounds like the element of surprise was working overtime in the office today! 🤪🤷‍♂️ 'Why hold the baby' – a hard-hitting question that left everyone speechless and giggling. Sometimes, it's best to just roll with the unexpected and embrace the comedic chaos! 😂👶 #OfficeAntics"

Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?

Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?

Commentary:
"Who needs designer bags when you can store all your grudges in your pockets? 🤷‍♀️👜 Don't mess with a woman and her pocketful of grievances! 💁‍♀️💼 #GrudgeStorage #PocketPower"

The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they're trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.

The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.

Commentary:
📱🥪 "Watching some folks hold their cell phone to their ear is like witnessing a failed attempt at eating a digital sandwich! Maybe they're just hungry for a byte instead? 😄"

I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.

I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.

Commentary:
"Who needs a knight in shining armor when you can have a gentleman in kitchen attire? 🤣 Let's find you a partner who knows the true meaning of chivalry… and fridge etiquette! 🚪🍴 #ChilledRomance"

I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

Commentary:
Looks like love is in the air… or maybe just some airborne particles! 💨💍 It seems this sneeze might have blown away any romantic plans for now. 🤧 Let's hope the vow renewal doesn't turn into a "cover your nose and repeat after me" situation! 😉

That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

Commentary:
Ah, the ultimate struggle of hoarding virtual loot and pristine produce 🍌🍎🕹️ Don't worry, we've all been there… hanging onto that golden apple like it’s the rarest treasure in the land! Just remember, in both gaming and life, sometimes you just have to take a bite and savor the sweetness! 😉🎮🍇

Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.

Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.

Commentary:
"Looks like the bridge was having a 'bear'y serious moment for a 'pawsitively' hilarious reason! 🐻🚗✨ Hope your kids didn't ruffle any feathers with their furry companions!"