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If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

Commentary:
"Looks like we've found the real MVP of air travel – the open mouth cougher! 🤧✈️ Who knew a simple 'ah-choo' could have such power over flight delays? 😂 #FlightEtiquette #HoldTheFlight"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cougher, flight, flight delay, hold, humor, joke, mouth, open, open mouth, plane, travel, waiting on May 24, 2026 by slickboy.

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