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Ah, the secret to unlocking happiness: Russian nesting dolls and Tupperware parties! 🎁😂
50 Funny hold quotes
You ever hold an iPhone without a case on it? You can almost feel its eagerness to toss itself onto some pavement.
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Bold of you to assume I've ever taken the case off—it's like giving buttered toast a chance to land face down!
And then one day, life was like… hold my beer.
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When life decided to go full blockbuster mode, popcorn was not enough 🍿😂🍺
Sarcastically saying “you’re welcome” to the people who don’t say thank you when I hold the door for them is something I’ll never stop doing.
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When someone doesn't say thank you, I just assume they're conducting an important social experiment in awkward silence! 🚪😎🤫
I admire how, when babies don’t want to hold something anymore, they just drop it.
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Proof that babies are the original mic drop artists 🎤👶✨
Hold music is annoyingly scratchy and repetitive on purpose, so you will hang up and stop bothering them.
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They say if you play hold music backwards, you hear the sound of someone laughing at your patience! 🎶🙉😂
Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’
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Listening to legs: the ultimate way to make new friends… or get weird looks! 👂🦵😂
When I’m on hold and the song ends, I always expect someone to pick up the phone.
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When the hold music stops, I'm ready with my acceptance speech 🙌🎤📞
My showers take so long because I always hold a shower concert.
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When I shower, I sell out every night and never give away free tickets! 🎤🚿🎶
I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.
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That's just my brain working as a fact-powered chainsaw 🧠🔪😂