Commentary:
"Watch out world, someone's about to hit us with a plot twist! 🎉 Hold on tight, it's gonna be a rollercoaster ride! 🎢😄 #PlotTwistOfTheYear"
51 Funny hold quotes
Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”
Commentary:
"Ah, yes, because what every man truly needs is a flannel-covered flask to safely store his knife-infused whiskey 🥃🔪. It's the perfect blend of rugged charm and questionable decision-making skills. Happy holidays, gentlemen! 🎁🤣"
In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.
Commentary:
"Oh, the irony! Holding onto that grudge like it's a prized possession 😤🏆 Who knew high school superlatives could leave such a lasting impact? #LifetimeGrudgeHolder" 🤣
Not to brag, but I’m on hold and my call is important to them.
Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate test of patience: being on hold and reminded that your call is *so* important to them… Must be their way of saying, 'Please hold for eternity.' 🕰️🤣 #ImportantCallVibes"
Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic glasses-off, face-in-hands move – the universal signal for 'I am overwhelmed by the sheer brilliance of my own thoughts.' 🤓🙈 Procrastination level: Expert!"
Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.
Commentary:
🚓 Police officer: please step out of your vehicle.
🤣 Me: after this song, hold on.
🎶 *Busts out dance moves inside the car* 😄🚗
If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.
Commentary:
"Looks like we've found the real MVP of air travel – the open mouth cougher! 🤧✈️ Who knew a simple 'ah-choo' could have such power over flight delays? 😂 #FlightEtiquette #HoldTheFlight"
Rather than touching grass, I recommend going to a concert and experiencing the live performance of that one song you hold religiously close to your heart.
Commentary:
"Why touch grass when you can touch the soul with live music? 🤘🎶✨"
It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.
Commentary:
"Ah, if only life came with a built-in counterfeit detector! 💸 It would save us so much time and trouble trying to figure out who's genuine and who's just putting on a show. But hey, at least we have our intuition, right? And maybe a magnifying glass wouldn't hurt… 🔍😄"
Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’
Commentary:
Isn't it strange how one hand is the star performer while the other is just a clueless bystander? 🤔🖐️ "Come on, left hand, it's time to step up your game!" 😂✍️ #HandyQuirks