34 Funny hold quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.

  Commentary:
  📱🥪 "Watching some folks hold their cell phone to their ear is like witnessing a failed attempt at eating a digital sandwich! Maybe they're just hungry for a byte instead? 😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a knight in shining armor when you can have a gentleman in kitchen attire? 🤣 Let's find you a partner who knows the true meaning of chivalry… and fridge etiquette! 🚪🍴 #ChilledRomance"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

  Commentary:
  Looks like love is in the air… or maybe just some airborne particles! 💨💍 It seems this sneeze might have blown away any romantic plans for now. 🤧 Let's hope the vow renewal doesn't turn into a "cover your nose and repeat after me" situation! 😉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the ultimate struggle of hoarding virtual loot and pristine produce 🍌🍎🕹️ Don't worry, we've all been there… hanging onto that golden apple like it’s the rarest treasure in the land! Just remember, in both gaming and life, sometimes you just have to take a bite and savor the sweetness! 😉🎮🍇

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the bridge was having a 'bear'y serious moment for a 'pawsitively' hilarious reason! 🐻🚗✨ Hope your kids didn't ruffle any feathers with their furry companions!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.

  Commentary:
  "I mean, who can really rely on a flimsy little handle to safeguard a precious cargo like cake? 🎂🚫 Better tote that sweet treat with enough caution to make Fort Knox security jealous! 🔒😅 #HandleWithExtremeCare"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?

  Commentary:
  Oh, the audacity of someone daring to delay our grand entrance to a destination that certainly won't crumble without our timely arrival! 🤣 Patience is a virtue, dear driver, even if it means enduring the torturous seconds of being stuck behind a slowpoke in traffic! 🚗🕰️ #FashionablyLate

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself?

  Commentary:
  "Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet… sounds like a real whirlwind of a story! 🚿💦 Just when you think you've got a grip on life, it all washes away… Sure, go ahead and spill the sudsy details about yourself! 🤣🛁 #ShowerThoughts"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, you're your own worst critic! 🤔 But then social media be like, 'Challenge accepted!' 🍺😅 Just when you thought your self-doubt had the spotlight, here comes the internet ready to steal the show! 🌟 #JudgmentalWorld"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a magician when you've got an umbrella? 🌂✨ Rainy day hack: the ultimate invisibility cloak! 😂☔️ #HeadlessInSeattle"

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