“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

Commentary:
“Ah, the classic case of ‘Your call is important to us’ – the sweet sound of hold music serenading you while your importance gradually diminishes 🎶😅 Hang in there, your call might be feeling important again soon… maybe! 📞🤷‍♂️”

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