Commentary:
That's just my brain working as a fact-powered chainsaw 🧠🔪😂
51 Funny hold quotes
Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.
Commentary:
Arm wrestling: the ultimate bromance activity! 💪👀🤝
They hooked up tubes and sensors, but the doctor still can’t figure out why my kisses are so sweet. They want to hold me overnight and “never let go.”
Commentary:
"Looks like I'm not just a sweet talker, I'm a medical marvel! 😘🥼💉 #TooSweetToHandle"
At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.
Commentary:
"Rise and shine… or should I say ‘flush and dash’? 😂🚽☀️"
Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”
Commentary:
"When grocery shopping turns into a horror movie: *The Munchies: Chapter 4!* 🛒🌿👻😂"
They should invent someone who holds me.
Commentary:
"Someone to hold you? You mean like a personal hugging device? 🤖🤗 Or maybe just a set of extra long arms for those hard-to-reach cuddle moments? 🦾🤗 Just imagine the possibilities! 😉"
Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.
Commentary:
🦷💪🏼 How about a thrilling date idea? Picture this – you bravely hold hands with your partner as they conquer the ultimate feat of dialing the dreaded dentist's number. 📞🙀 Oh, the adrenaline! 😂 #RomanticAndCourageous #RelationshipGoals
I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.
Commentary:
"Who needs a loyal pet when you have a grudge to pamper and cherish? 🐾🌊 Just remember to clean up after it leaves little messes in your mind! 😜"
I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.
Commentary:
🐎 Hold your horses, folks! This rebel is on a mission to revive the timeless phrase no matter what! 🤣 Who knew bringing back a classic turn of phrase could be so daring and unstoppable? Watch out, world, old idioms are making a major comeback! 🌟 #HoldYourHorsesRevival
How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge?
Commentary:
"Looks like you'll need to squeeze as firmly as your resentment for that one! 🤗🔒 Let's hope the hug ends up being more comforting than the grudge. 😉🤗"