Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup.

Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup.

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Ah, waffles – the ultimate syrup containment system disguised as a breakfast treat! 🥞🍁 Who knew that a few strategically placed boxes could make such a difference in the syrup-to-bite ratio? It’s like a sweet, savory engineering masterpiece in every bite! 🧇🤣

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