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Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

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Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

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We go together like Drunk and Disorderly.

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Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

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Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

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Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?”

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I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

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Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake. Jan 20th: Syrup comes from a tree so technically it’s a vegetable.

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Chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing.

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Wake me up when I’m rich!

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I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

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I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

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As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?”

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Next to nothing is a weird place.

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Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

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Called in, “Let’s make this simple. What excuse haven’t I used yet?”

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I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

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Getting a lawn sign so people know what I think today.

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It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.

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I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

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Funny inflation quotes

Funny inflation quotes offer a humorous take on the serious topic of rising costs and economic challenges. 💸😂 Whether it’s poking fun at the price of everyday items or the way inflation affects our wallets, these quotes bring a light-hearted perspective to a subject that often makes us cringe. Enjoy the chuckles while navigating the inflation rollercoaster! 🤣📈

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1 month ago
Share →: Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.

Commentary:
"Looks like even aliens are feeling the pinch! 🛸🛒 BYOP (Bring Your Own Probe), or be ready to swipe your intergalactic credit card for an astronomical shopping spree! 👽💸😂"
3 months ago
Share →: Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing.

Commentary:
Looks like love is no longer priceless, it now comes with a hefty price tag! 💸💔 Better start saving up or find yourself a love bargain during the next sale season! 😉 #LoveIsExpensiveNow
5 months ago
Share →: 50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

Commentary:
"Whoever said 50 is the new 30 clearly had their priorities straight… in terms of shopping🛍️💸! Age is just a number, but the price tags keep getting bigger! 😂💰"
6 months ago
Share →: Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

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Looks like Dollar Tree is reaching new heights… or should I say, "tree-mendous" prices! 🌳💸 Renaming themselves to 'Tree Fiddy' is just their way of branching out in the market! 😉 #PunnyBusiness
6 months ago
Share →: Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

Commentary:
Well, looks like our vocabulary just got a bit cheaper! 📸💸 Better start snapping those selfies, you might just become a best-selling author unintentionally! 📷📚 #InflationaryLanguage #ClickforthWorth
6 months ago
Share →: Inflation is actually a good thing, it means money is going viral.

Commentary:
"Who knew money was the next big influencer? 💸📈 Watch out, world, inflation is the trendsetter we've all been waiting for! #MoneyGoingViral"

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One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees.

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8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.

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Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.

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Even though he murders a lot of people, you can tell Freddie Kruger is a fun loving guy cause he goes by Freddie and not Fred or Frederick.

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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Ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalized bowling ball.

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I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

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Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.

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What if all the ancient Greek sculptures are actually victims of Medusa?

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Not to brag, but I was unhinged way before it was cool.

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As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

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Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.

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If I text you at 8:10, you’re supposed to reply at 8:09.

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For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.

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Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.

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You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

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Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

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“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

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Drinking through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.

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I really don’t get enough praise for someone who doesn’t need validation from others.

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