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Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.

Commentary:
Ah, the new gourmet experience: dining à la floor with a 7.3-second rule! 🍽️😂🧹

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged due, eat, eating, floor, food, humor, inflation, joke, seconds, time on May 30, 2026 by slickboy.

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