Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.

Commentary:
"Looks like even aliens are feeling the pinch! ๐Ÿ›ธ๐Ÿ›’ BYOP (Bring Your Own Probe), or be ready to swipe your intergalactic credit card for an astronomical shopping spree! ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜‚"