Commentary:
"Looks like even aliens are feeling the pinch! ๐ธ๐ BYOP (Bring Your Own Probe), or be ready to swipe your intergalactic credit card for an astronomical shopping spree! ๐ฝ๐ธ๐"
Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.