It feels like it costs $100 a day just to exist anymore. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Glad I'm not getting charged rent for living in my own head… yet! ๐๐ธ๐ญ Related funny posts ๐ค Rent really donโt make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review? Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about. That song stuck in my head is โDonโt Speakโ; I have no doubt in my mind. The question I ask myself most often is, โWhat would a jury think about this?โ Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then itโs a soap opera!