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If there was a pill for procrastination… I’d probably take it tomorrow.

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I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

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Food is like sex: When you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.

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You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?

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Picking up the hem of my baggy pants to walk up the stairs like it’s a ballgown.

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Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

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One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.