1657 Funny irony quotes

• The fact that I procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason I still procrastinate.

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  completion, done, fact, humor, i, irony, job, motivation, procrastinate, procrastination, productivity, reason, self-awareness, still, task, task completion, work

• “Real Housewives” is a great oxymoron because nothing about them is real.

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  celebrity, great, humor, irony, nothing, Oxymoron, real, reality, reality TV, satire, show, TV, TV Show

• This body is a temple; I suicide bomb every day.

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  2 weeks ago

  body, bomb, daily, daily routine, dark, dark humor, day, every, exaggeration, humor, i, irony, routine, self-deprecation, suicide, suicide bomb, temple

• I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

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  add, budgeting, expenses, finance, having, humor, i, irony, manage, management, money, money management, myself, pride, proud, self, self pride, still

• Another beautiful day, ruined by responsibility.

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  2 weeks ago

  another, beautiful, beautiful day, daily, daily life, day, humor, irony, life, procrastination, responsibility, ruined, stress, work

• Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.

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  2 weeks ago

  confusion, ever, Friday, history, humor, irony, misday, mistaken, Monday, Thursday, today, Wednesday, weekday

• Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

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  2 weeks ago

  behavior, early, flight, going, humor, irony, late, late night, mood, naturally, night, night owl, owl, procrastination, room, schedule, self-deprecating, sleep, sleep schedule, stay, tomorrow, tonight, weird, weird behavior

• When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

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  ability, attitude, bad, dark, dark humor, die, hope, humor, i, irony, pessimism, sarcasm, self-deprecation, situation, take, worse

• Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them.

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  2 weeks ago

  after, better, communication, humor, i, irony, left, mistake, realize, regret, say, saying, silence, things, thoughts, unsaid

• I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

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  balance, delusion, delusional, enjoy, enjoyment, give, humor, irony, life, little, self-awareness, too

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