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The crematorium is my last hope for a hot body.

The crematorium is my last hope for a hot body.

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๐Ÿ”ฅ When you've tried every diet and workout plan known to mankind, sometimes you just have to turn to extreme measures! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Who knew the hottest body could be achieved at the crematorium? Just make sure you don't take the saying "hot body" too literally! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ช



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