Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today? Posted onMay 23, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Me at war: 'Anyone up for a little early retreat?' 🏃♂️💨 #StrategicExitStrategy" Related funny posts 🤝 It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up. Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early. I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful. I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense. If you wake up early enough, you can go back to sleep for a few hours. Not everyone knows this.