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I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help.

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"Let's hope their requests for assistance stay strictly in the realm of hypotheticals… 🙈💀 #FriendshipGoals #JustAFigureOfSpeech"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged actually, body, ever, friendship, help, hide, hope, humor, i, irony, need, people, vow on May 23, 2026 by slickboy.

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