Funny match quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, find your perfect match and conspira-'see' together on a whole new level! 👁️🔍 Who knew uncovering the truth could be so romantic? Swipe right for chemtrails, left for lizard people! 🦎💕 #TrueLoveOrIlluminati"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’ve been locked out of Tinder because of “unusual activity”. I must’ve got a match.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's swiping skills were just too hot to handle 🔥🔓 No worries, just call yourself a Tinder pro and wear that lock-out badge with pride! 💪😄

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  6 months ago

  Share →: An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

  Commentary:
  🍔🔥 "Introducing the Tinder for foodies – where finding your perfect dining match is just a swipe away! 📲💑 Who needs words when you can let the food do the talking? Bon appétit, and swipe responsibly!" 🍣🍕

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m so single, even my husband won’t match with me on Tinder.

  Commentary:
  "😂 Looks like finding a match on Tinder is harder than finding Waldo! 🕵️‍♂️ Who needs a husband when you can't even get a swipe right from him? 🤷‍♀️ #ForeverAlone"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old mystery of disappearing socks! 🧦✨ Apparently, playing a little game of hide-and-seek with your socks is the ultimate trick to summon the missing one. Who knew laundry could be this entertaining? 😄🔍 #LifeHacks101"

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