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Does anyone else run a used match under water before disposing of it because you’re afraid it still has some fire left in it, or are you normal?

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Who knew old matches were such pyromaniacs? 🔥🕵️‍♂️🥴

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged afraid, anxiety, anyone, before, disposal, else, fear, fire, humor, left, match, normal, run, safety, still, under, used, water on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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