Once I matched with a guy and ended up finding out he lived in my neighborhood, so I told him to go outside and scream, and he did. And I heard it. Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That’s one way to find out who’s truly committed to the match! 📣😂 #LocalLove Related funny posts 🤝 One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through. Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born. Anyone want to meet up and just scream… We could get food after. Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog. If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.