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Seems like the mosquitoes swiped right on me.

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"Guess I'm the hot new snack in town! 🦟❤️🍽️"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bite, dating, humor, insect, joke, match, me, mosquito, right, seems, swipe on May 30, 2026 by slickboy.

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