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  4 months ago

  View →: Sorry I’m late, I was fighting for my right to party.
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  5 months ago

  View →: An Amish party in the desert called churning man.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I walked into a holiday party, saw someone else already playing with the dog, and realized they’d stolen my entire social strategy.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Know what goes good with beer? Another one.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m not tispy. I’m merry.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Jeez. It’s like the people in this nursing home have never heard techno before.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Piñatas are a fun way to intentionally maim the guests at your party.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.
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  5 months ago

  View →: That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.
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  5 months ago

  View →: As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Me at a nightclub: Where are the chairs?
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  5 months ago

  View →: In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.
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  5 months ago

  View →: This meeting could have been a pajama party.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.
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  5 months ago

  View →: So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”
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  5 months ago

  View →: A murder on the dance floor would explain the panic! at the disco.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Why would anyone ever jump OUT of a cake?

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