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I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.

I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.

Commentary:
"Who needs a personal assistant when your body is the master party planner?! 🎉💤 Just when you thought you had your day all planned out, surprise nap party! Your body sure knows how to keep things interesting! 😂 #NapTimeFun"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged body, day, exhaustion, fun, hours, humor, i, little, nap, naps, party, rest, schedule, surprise, surprise party, time, used on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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