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When the DJ drops the bass but all you drop is your back 💃🕺💊
Tag Archives: 137 Funny party quotes
What kind of psychopath wants to be the life of the party?
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When you're the life of the party but just want to be the snack table's bodyguard instead! 🥳🕵️♂️🍕
Cocktails can be tricky, because they taste like juice, but then the next thing you know… you can’t walk.
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Juice: *tastes great, but forgot to mention it's moonwalking practice in a glass* 🍹🕺😂
If I’m out drinking and “Push It” starts playing, take me home immediately.
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Looks like Salt-N-Pepa is my sign to quietly exit the party before I start busting moves nobody asked for! 🚪💃🥴
My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party, and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin.
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Looks like your twin won the secret sibling lottery! 🎉🎈😂
Going to have a hobbit boi summer (throw a huge birthday party for myself, then mysteriously vanish right after insulting everyone).
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Sounds like the ultimate party trick: drop the mic and disappear like Frodo after a sweet 111! 🥳🎤✌️✨
We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.
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Why support a favorite team when you can support a favorite couple? 🍸🏝️ #LoveGoals
Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.
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When you've got the cheese groove and the DJ is a mouse 🐭🧀🎶
I called the cops on my own party, because I was ready to go to bed.
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When you know you're the life of the party but also the head of the bedtime committee 😂🛏️🎉
Every squad has that person who has to go home early.
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When the group chat says "party till dawn," but your inner grandma insists on bedtime by 9 PM 😴🛌✨