232 Funny personal quotes

• My problem is, I wanna be the only one at the gym when I go.

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  6 minutes ago

  anxiety, exercise, fitness, gym, gym anxiety, gym time, i, introvert, only, personal, personal space, problem, solitude, space, time, workout

• I get jealous when I find someone playing a song I thought only I knew.

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  8 minutes ago

  emotion, i, jealous, jealousy, music, only, personal, personal taste, playing, someone, song, taste, thought, uniqueness

• Ever since I was a little girl, I have loved staying up really late, hanging out with myself, and thinking about stuff and things.

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  16 minutes ago

  alone, alone time, childhood, childhood memory, ever, girl, hanging, i, introvert, late, late night, little, loved, memory, myself, night, night owl, owl, personal, personal time, reflection, self, self-reflection, staying, stuff, things, thinking, time

• Getting your hair washed by someone else is one of life’s greatest joys no one really speaks about often.

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  18 minutes ago

  care, else, getting, hair, hair salon, hair wash, joy, personal, personal care, pleasure, relaxation, salon, self-care, simple, simple pleasure, someone, wash

• I’m a work in progress that hasn’t made much progress.

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  27 minutes ago

  growth, humor, motivation, much, personal, personal growth, progress, self-deprecating, work, work in progress

• What part of “I need to save money” do I not understand?

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  38 minutes ago

  budgeting, confusion, finance, humor, i, joke, money, need, personal, personal finance, save, saving, spending, understand

• Never going into a job interview nervous again, because, wow, it is literally a free invitation to talk about how amazing I am.

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  5 hours ago

  again, am, amazing, free, going, growth, humor, i, interview, invitation, job, job interview, literally, motivation, nervous, nervousness, never, personal, personal growth, public, public speaking, self-confidence, self-praise, speaking, talk

• “Because my hair is not done” is a very valid reason to decline an outing.

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  5 hours ago

  care, decline, done, excuse, fashion, hair, humor, outing, personal, personal care, reason, refusal, socializing

• Unless I ask, I genuinely don’t care to hear other people’s opinions on my life. It’s almost a pet peeve, really.

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  9 hours ago

  almost, annoyance, ask, boundary, care, hear, honesty, i, interaction, life, opinion, opinions, peeve, personal, personal life, pet, pet peeve, social, social interaction

• People see me spending money and think I’m rich. No, bro, I’m just irresponsible.

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  10 hours ago

  bro, finance, honesty, humor, irresponsible, joke, just, me, money, people, personal, personal finance, rich, spending, think

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