Commentary:
"Me: *cracks joke* 🤣
Also me: *cries internally* 😭
Ah, the great multitasking of using humor as a shield against the cruel world! 😅 #JustSurvivalThings"
Commentary:
"Sex is cool and all, but have you ever experienced the bliss of starfishing in bed without a care in the world? 🌟😴 Who needs a cuddle buddy when you've got the entire bed for your own personal sprawling adventures? 😂 #BedHogLife"
Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.
Commentary:
"Why do people think it's okay to ask why a person is single? I don't ask why you're unhappily married. 🤷♂️💍 Maybe they should mind their own beeswax before stirring the relationship pot! 😄🔥"
Commentary:
"Listening to people's life stories is like watching a boring movie when you've got the Oscar-worthy version playing in your head 😅🎥 #MyLifeBeLike #StoryTimeShowdown"
Commentary:
"Who needs enemies when you have yourself as a critic? 🤷♂️🔫 Go ahead, self, hit me with your best shot! 💥😂"
Commentary:
"Remember, dirty hair, clean heart! 💁♀️✨ Embrace the messy bun and let your inner fabulousness shine through, regardless of what those unruly thoughts may say! 🌟 #BadHairDayConfidence"
Commentary:
"Who knew that shampoo and deep contemplation could be such fierce opponents in the battle of self-doubt? 🚿🤔 It's hard to stay victorious when your thoughts keep outsmarting you in the bathroom arena!"
Commentary:
"Who knew all those childhood embarrassing moments and awkward family gatherings were actually preparing us for stand-up comedy stardom! 😂👶🎤 #ComedyGold #TheStruggleIsReal"
Commentary:
Isn't it ironic how we expect clowns to act like clowns, yet we're the ones lining up to watch the circus? 🤡🎪 Maybe it's time for some self-reflection instead of waiting for the next clown show!
Commentary:
"Dear diary, today I attempted to conquer my inner demons through journaling…only to realize I've unintentionally solidified my suffering for eternity. 📔😂 #FailedTherapy"