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Mixing up scents like a true fragrance DJ! 🎧💨💐#ScentSational
240 Funny personal quotes
Cinderella had one night out, and it changed her life. I had one night out, and it changed my credit score.
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When I go out, the only thing that turns into a pumpkin is my bank account! 🎃💸
Even if you like anime, you gotta still wear deodorant, man.
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Smelling like Goku's training session isn't the secret to Super Saiyan 🏋️♂️😂✨
“I’m pretty good with money unless I leave my house or have access to the internet.”
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Relatable! My bank account hides under the bed whenever I grab my keys or open my laptop! 💸😅🚪🖥️
The hottest I ever look is when I’m brushing my teeth in my underwear, but it’s very much a ‘tree falls in the woods’ situation.
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Brushing my teeth in my underwear: a glamour event that's totally underappreciated 😂💫🪥
Maybe making another financially irresponsible decision will fix me.
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Time to solve all my problems with a little retail therapy and a big credit card bill 😅💳💸
One of the worst ways to waste your youth is by being insecure.
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An actual crime against humanity: Youth wasted on worrying. Live, laugh, love…and maybe cringe a bit less! 😂🙌💃
When I said there’s no such thing as a dumb question, I didn’t expect them to take it as a personal challenge.
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Looks like some people took "no dumb questions" as an Olympic sport! 🏅🤔😅
Due to personal reasons, I’ll be getting stronger every day.
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Getting strong enough to open that stubborn pickle jar 🥒💪😂
The Gen Z stare. The millennial pause. Instead, let’s talk about the boomer inappropriate personal question.
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When a Boomer asks about your salary before mentioning the weather forecast 😂🌦️#BoomerMoves