The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs personal trainers when you have the ice cream truck, right? 🍦💪 It's all about that sweet motivation rolling by! 😂 #FitnessGoals" Related funny posts 🤝 The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck. Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food. Just saw someone my age running and she wasn’t chasing an ice-cream truck. I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream. Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.