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If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

3 months ago

I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.

3 months ago

Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

3 months ago

I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

3 months ago

My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.

3 months ago