I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks. Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs adulting when you can just be a carefree pup soaking up the sun and receiving snacks on demand? 🐶☀️ Don't worry, I'll bring the snacks as long as you promise belly rubs in return! #DogLifeGoals" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack. Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!” Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame. I don’t believe in lying to children, unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine. Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.
