If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

Commentary:
“Life is too short to leave your Roomba feeling boring and underdressed! 🤖👗 Let’s give that little robot some pizzazz and unleash its fashionista potential! Who says vacuuming can’t be stylish? 💃✨ #FashionForwardRobots”

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