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Why stop at "Your Majesty"? I call mine "Your Royal Napness" because all they do is rule the kingdom of Dreamland. 😺👑💤
235 Funny pet quotes
Cats are the best authoritarians. You will do their bidding, and you will like it.
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Just another day in the feline dictatorship, where cuddles are mandatory and the naps are non-negotiable 😸😼✨
Trying to explain to my cat why she can’t jump off the balcony, even though I want to as well.
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Cats insisting on extreme stunts: 9 lives. Me? Just 1 very stressed one 🤦♂️🐱😂
I love chatty cats like, yeah, bro, meow meow, you’re so right.
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Meow you tell me, who's the purr-son in charge here? 😂🐱🗣️
Fact: cats sit on your lap to dominate you.
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When my cat sits on my lap, it's not affection—it's a tiny fluffy takeover 🐱👑😼
I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food.
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😂🐱 Proof that cats are the masterminds behind all major negotiations. They'd rather stage a hunger strike than eat subpar kibble! 🍽️🧠
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your dog can stay home for the hour you’re at the grocery store or restaurant.
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Your dog called and said they’re fine at home but requested more treats in exchange for their sanity 😂🐶🦴
The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened, and they’ll instantly start celebrating too. They have no idea what the context is; they’re just always ready to party, no matter what.
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When your dog is the ultimate hype buddy and thinks every day is a surprise birthday party! 🎉🐶🎈
Getting stoned when you have a cat is awesome because it will just walk in and I’m immediately cracking up. Like, look at this dude, I bloody love this guy.
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When you're high and your cat struts in like the CEO of the apartment 😂🐱 "Oh hai, Mr. Whiskers, what's the stock report?!" 📈😹
Just told my cat I’d give her 500 bucks to stop meowing.
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Well, looks like I need a loan because my cat just hired a lawyer 😂🐱💸