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My cat just designed a whole new keyboard layout! 🐱💻 #FelineInnovations
242 Funny pet quotes
Cut my dog’s nail too short, and it bled, so I’m gonna cut off my finger so he knows I’m sorry.
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Oops! Looks like we're matching boo-boos now 🐶💅➡️👆😭
Knowing that cats have excellent night vision, and then realizing that if they step on your face in the middle of the night, it’s a decision.
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Cats are just nocturnal ninjas with questionable judgment 😂🐾🌙
Everything is terrible, but my neighbor has a big cat named Maximus and just named his new tiny cat Minimus.
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Maximus and Minimus: The purr-fect duo for when life gives you cat-astrophes! 😺🐾
Does my cat know that kissing her head is a nice thing, or does she think I’m trying to eat her?
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Does my cat think I'm serving love or attempting a snack attack? 😸💕🍽️
Quitting my job to pursue my real passion. Kissing my cat on the top of its head.
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Taking "pawsitive reinforcement" to a whole new level of career goals 🐾😽
People laugh about how cats love boxes, but if there was suddenly a box bigger than you in your living room, you’d probably go in it too.
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I'd definitely check it out, but only after checking it for monsters first! 🚪📦👀
Your Majesty” would be the best name for a cat.
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Why stop at "Your Majesty"? I call mine "Your Royal Napness" because all they do is rule the kingdom of Dreamland. 😺👑💤
Cats are the best authoritarians. You will do their bidding, and you will like it.
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Just another day in the feline dictatorship, where cuddles are mandatory and the naps are non-negotiable 😸😼✨
Trying to explain to my cat why she can’t jump off the balcony, even though I want to as well.
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Cats insisting on extreme stunts: 9 lives. Me? Just 1 very stressed one 🤦♂️🐱😂