53 Funny road quotes

• Cars should have two horns, one for “excuse me, kind friend,” and another for “curse you and your family for generations.”

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  3 weeks ago

  another, car, cars, communication, curse, driving, excuse, family, friend, generations, horn, humor, kind, me, rage, road, road rage, sarcasm, should

• Whoever salts the fries at McDonald’s needs to come do the roads.

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  3 weeks ago

  complaint, fast, fast food, food, fry, humor, McDonald’s, needs, road, salt, SALTS, seasoning

• Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster… so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.

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  3 weeks ago

  both, dead, driving, faster, frustration, here, honk, humor, i, impatience, just, me, parking, parking spot, rage, road, road rage, sit, someone, spot, stubbornness, traffic, us, waiting

• It doesn’t matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100.

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  4 weeks ago

  9, age, always, buying, child, humor, matter, money, old, road, road trip, should, snack, snack buying, snacks, spending, travel, trip, unsupervised, year

• It scares me when you stay up late, like 3 a.m., and you hear a car go down the road, like, where are you going?

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  4 weeks ago

  3, 3 a.m., a.m., am, car, fear, going, hear, late, late night, me, night, night sound, road, sound, stay, staying, staying up late, where

• Dads hate stopping on road trips because then all of the vehicles they worked hard to pass for the last hour get back ahead of them.

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  1 month ago

  ahead, back, competition, dad, driving, family, family trip, hard, hate, hour, humor, last, pass, passing, road, road trip, stopping, trip, vehicle

• You did all that terrible driving just to end up right next to me at the stop light.

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  2 months ago

  driving, end, just, light, me, next, rage, right, road, road rage, stop, stop light, terrible, traffic

• Unpopular opinion: a honeymoon is more needed 5 to 10 years down the road, versus right after getting married.

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  2 months ago

  5, after, anniversary, couple, getting, honeymoon, humor, life, long-term, marriage, married, married life, opinion, relationship, right, road, term, unpopular

• The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

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  2 months ago

  4-way, 4-way stop, awkwardness, driving, driving humor, everyone, humor, impatience, rage, road, road rage, same, sexual, sexual tension, social, social awkwardness, stop, tension, time, traffic

• It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

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  2 months ago

  activity, destination, eat, food, fun, fun activity, humor, journey, matters, road, road trip, snacks, travel, trip

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