57 Funny road quotes

• If Britain is going to be invaded, can it at least be by the Romans? We desperately need the roads resurfacing.

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  5 days ago

  Britain, going, history, humor, infrastructure, invasion, least, need, resurfacing, road, roman

• All roads lead to disappointment.

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  5 days ago

  disappointment, humor, irony, lead, pessimism, road

• Travelling through the US by car is beautiful because you feel like a blood cell in a very sick man’s body.

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  5 days ago

  beautiful, blood, blood cell, body, car, cell, feel, humor, road, road trip, sick, through, travel, trip, us

• Getting road rage alone in my house.

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  6 days ago

  alone, anger, anger management, driving, frustration, getting, house, humor, management, rage, road, road rage

• Cars should have two horns, one for “excuse me, kind friend,” and another for “curse you and your family for generations.”

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  6 days ago

  another, car, cars, communication, curse, driving, excuse, family, friend, generations, horn, humor, kind, me, rage, road, road rage, sarcasm, should

• Whoever salts the fries at McDonald’s needs to come do the roads.

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  6 days ago

  complaint, fast, fast food, food, fry, humor, McDonald’s, needs, road, salt, SALTS, seasoning

• Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster… so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.

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  6 days ago

  both, dead, driving, faster, frustration, here, honk, humor, i, impatience, just, me, parking, parking spot, rage, road, road rage, sit, someone, spot, stubbornness, traffic, us, waiting

• It doesn’t matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100.

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  6 days ago

  9, age, always, buying, child, humor, matter, money, old, road, road trip, should, snack, snack buying, snacks, spending, travel, trip, unsupervised, year

• It scares me when you stay up late, like 3 a.m., and you hear a car go down the road, like, where are you going?

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  6 days ago

  3, 3 a.m., a.m., am, car, fear, going, hear, late, late night, me, night, night sound, road, sound, stay, staying, staying up late, where

• Dads hate stopping on road trips because then all of the vehicles they worked hard to pass for the last hour get back ahead of them.

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  6 days ago

  ahead, back, competition, dad, driving, family, family trip, hard, hate, hour, humor, last, pass, passing, road, road trip, stopping, trip, vehicle

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