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Going to hack Kanye’s account and make him post something normal.

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Roses are pink. I need a drink.

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Tomorrow isnโ€™t promised, we need to flirt today.

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Jingle all the way? In this economy?

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My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

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A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

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I wish I was as tired at bedtime as I am at 2 p.m. on any given day.

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Animals are so crazy because, why is your mom only one year older than you?

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Grateful to be living in the “Tetris when it’s going too fast and blocks are helplessly piling up” era of human history.

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Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt youโ€™re okay with eating.

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Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

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I donโ€™t need a midlife crisis. My whole life is a crisis.

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I could be a masseuse, or I could just be pulling your leg.

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My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

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Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors.

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Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

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I canโ€™t believe we became the adults in the most unaffordable period in history.

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Saturday Night Fever, but itโ€™s just me yelling, โ€œFive, six, seven, eight!โ€ while my cat lies down and refuses to participate.

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Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot itโ€™s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

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I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.

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