Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster… so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Patiently perfecting the art of slow exits since… now. 🚗⏳👻 Related funny posts 🤝 Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me. The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food. They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye. Have you fallen in love with me yet, or do I need to post more nonsense? Still waiting for aliens to abduct me, which feels pretty rude considering I’ve been dressed and ready for years.