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Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster… so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.

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Patiently perfecting the art of slow exits since… now. 🚗⏳👻

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged both, dead, driving, faster, frustration, here, honk, humor, i, impatience, just, me, parking, parking spot, rage, road, road rage, sit, someone, spot, stubbornness, traffic, us, waiting on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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