Getting road rage alone in my house. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Taking detours through my living room traffic jam again! 🚗🛋️🛑 Related funny posts 🤝 Taking action is my least favorite thing to take. Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past couple years, and I was not expecting that. If Keith Richards survived the ’70s, the ’80s, and 1.2 million Marlboros, I can probably survive anything. People shouldn’t be at the grocery store the same time as me. Get out of the way. Cheating before AI required a level of effort that you ended up learning something by default.