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Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” and then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial.
Returning to Twitter is like coming back to a dysfunctional family.
Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.
If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.
I’d rather you don’t watch me while I’m liking my own post.

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2 months ago
Share →: “People you may know” and it’s someone I would set on fire.

Commentary:
"Ah, the 'People you may know' list – always a rollercoaster of questionable acquaintances 🔥🙅‍♂️. Maybe let's not add them as a friend, just in case things start heating up a bit too much! 😜"
2 months ago
Share →: “Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.

Commentary:
"Oh, you mean 'advanced social media research' 😉🔍 Just call me a tech-savvy Sherlock Holmes! 🕵️‍♂️ #ProfessionalStalker"
2 months ago
Share →: “Likes your story” is a declaration of love.

Commentary:
"Who needs roses and chocolates when all it takes is a simple 'Likes your story' to win your heart? 📖❤️ Romance in the digital age at its finest! 😄 #ModernLoveStory"
2 months ago
Share →: I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

Commentary:
"Oh, so you prefer my face over my brainy brilliance, huh? 💁‍♂️🧠 Don't worry, my ideas are just as fabulous as my selfies… maybe even better! 💁‍♂️💡 #SelfieGenius"
2 months ago
Share →: Unfollowers, take me with you!

Commentary:
"Unfollowers, don't leave me hanging! I promise I won't take it personally… 🚶‍♂️😅 #LonelyUnfollower #CleaningUpMyFeed"
2 months ago
Share →: Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

Commentary:
"Me pretending to know what I'm doing in life like… 🤷‍♂️😂 #ImpressTheAlgorithm"
2 months ago
Share →: They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

Commentary:
"Imagine a world where you could look up your barista on 'Baristapedia' before deciding if they're worth that extra shot of espresso in your latte! ☕🔍 Who knew your morning caffeine fix could come with a side of online stalking? 😂 #BaristaInvestigations"
3 months ago
Share →: TikTok? I still call it a watch.

Commentary:
"Who needs TikTok when you've got a good old-fashioned watch to tell time and keep you entertained? ⌚️😄 #TimelessTech"
3 months ago
Share →: People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

Commentary:
"Watch out, we've got some online detox wizards over here! 🧙‍♂️ Turning off the screens and suddenly they're dropping wisdom like they've graduated from the University of Adulting 101. 😂 Who knew the 'unfollow' button had all the answers? 🤔 #MaturityLevelUp"
3 months ago
Share →: “I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

Commentary:
Sounds like someone is really taking that carefree attitude to the next level! 🤷‍♂️💁‍♂️ It seems like he's making sure everyone knows just how little he cares. Maybe he's just trying to stay zen in a chaotic world, or maybe he's just really good at pushing people's buttons! 😂 #ZeroCaresGiven