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If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

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If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport.

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My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

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I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

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Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.

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Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

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When my nudes go to the cloud, I always hope God is impressed.

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Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

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For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

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If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

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I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.

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Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

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Studies show people who like my posts are happier, smarter, and better looking than those who don’t.

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I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

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If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.

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The three people who like every single one of my posts are going in my will.

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Deleting tweets like a writer who burns his manuscripts.

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I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

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Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

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Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.

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Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

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That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

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Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

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One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

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If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

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No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

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They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

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Going to hack Kanye’s account and make him post something normal.

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Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

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There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

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The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

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Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

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I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

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Everyone thinks they will be the first person in history to maintain their dignity while posting online.

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If I’m reading my Twitter feed correctly, Jennifer Aniston killed JFK.

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I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

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Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

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Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

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I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

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