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Looks like I've been stuck in the ragebaiting Stone Age while everyone else is vagueposting into the future 🚀😅 #CatchUpGameStrong
544 Funny social media quotes
Scrolling to your birth year is a humiliation ritual.
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When the scroll feels longer than the Lord of the Rings trilogy 😂🗓️🧓
Deleting university to focus on Twitter.
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Priorities = tweeting my way to a PhD in memes 📚➡️🐦😂
Commenting “This could be us” on her pics with her boyfriend.
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That's one way to audition for the role of leading man in the wrong movie! 🎬😅
How do people post 25 times a day? The only thing I can do 25 times a day is pee.
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Guess I better start live-streaming my bathroom breaks to keep up! 🚽😂📱
Social media needs to crash for like a year so society can recalibrate.
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Finally, a vacation plan for our thumbs! 🌴📱🚫😅
Commenting “AI slop” under pictures of my friends’ kids opening presents.
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When your friend's kid gets socks for Christmas: "AI slop strikes again! 🎁🤖👶"
Having a girlfriend who doesn’t post herself on social media is an underrated blessing.
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A girlfriend who doesn’t flood your feed with selfies—talk about the perfect balance! 📷❌😅
Commenting “Obviously AI” on pictures of happy couples.
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When you realize even AI is scoring better on the relationship front 🤖💘
Twitter is basically introverts gone wild.
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When introverts finally find the caps lock key 😂🦥 #ExtremeSocializing