15 Funny stick quotes

• I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.

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  2 months ago

  body, body crack, body joke, chiropractor, crack, glow, glow stick, humor, i, joke, playful, relaxation, relief, stick, stress, stress relief, want

• If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

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  2 months ago

  activity, deep, deep fried, fair, food, fried, fun, fun activity, humor, novelty, Pokémon, real, satire, state, stick

• Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, annoying, annoying person, awkwardness, bluesky, broken, broken elevator, discomfort, elevator, feels, funny situation, humor, miracle, most, people, person, situation, social, social awkwardness, stick, take, together, where, world

• Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.

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  2 months ago

  comparison, disappointment, expectations, funny comparison, humor, incense, incense stick, just, sparkler, stick

• Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

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  2 months ago

  alligator, hand, humor, irony, own, research, safety, sign, stick, thanks, warning, zoo

• Boy, are you a piñata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.

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  2 months ago

  beat, boy, humor, i, joke, overwhelming, piñata, playful, stick, teasing, urge

• My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

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  2 months ago

  change, chasing, humor, lake, lakes, music, music reference, new, new year, reference, resolution, river, stick, stick to, stop, used, used to, waterfall, year

• I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

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  2 months ago

  direction, Earth, going, humor, journey, just, life, optimism, perspective, round, self-reflection, stick, wrong, wrong direction

• A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

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  2 months ago

  accessory, car, car window, dog, dog travel, funny term, head, humor, pet, pet accessory, stick, sunwoof, term, travel, window, wordplay

• I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

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  2 months ago

  cooky, diet, diet pill, eat, eating, food, help, humor, i, loss, nervous, pill, push, push down, stick, struggle, throat, weight, weight loss

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