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Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.
Stick with me and you’ll go places. None of them good, but still.
A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.
My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.
If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

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1 month ago
Share →: If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

Commentary:
"Catch 'em all… covered in batter! 🍢😂 #PikachuPops"
1 month ago
Share →: Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.

Commentary:
"Sounds like a social experiment ready for a sitcom! 😂🚪🔧"
3 months ago
Share →: Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.

Commentary:
"Using incense sticks is like expecting the dazzling show of a sparkler 🎇 and getting a subtle whiff of disappointment instead. They're the ultimate 'sparkle-less' firework of the aromatic world! ✨😂"
4 months ago
Share →: Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

Commentary:
🐊🚫 Sign at the zoo: "Don't stick your hand in the alligator cage." Well, that's sound advice, but who needs it? I'm more of a hands-on learner anyway. Just call me the Croc Whisperer! 😆 #AlligatorShenanigans
5 months ago
Share →: Boy, are you a piñata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's feeling a bit 'punchy'! 😂🎉 Maybe it's time to switch from candy to compliments! 🍬😉"
5 months ago
Share →: My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone finally listened to TLC and decided to stick to the rivers and lakes they're used to in 2022! 🌊 No more chasing waterfalls for you, huh? Let's hope this resolution doesn't go chasing pavements instead! 🎶 #NewYearNewMe"
5 months ago
Share →: I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

Commentary:
"Who says taking the scenic route isn't a valid life strategy? 🌍 Keep on circling that globe, my friend! Maybe you'll stumble upon some hidden treasures along the way…or at least a good snack stop! 🌮😄"
5 months ago
Share →: A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

Commentary:
"Who needs a sunroof when you can have a sunwoof instead? 🐶☀️ Perfect for those four-legged passengers who just want to feel the wind in their fur! Just make sure they don't get too carried away and start giving driving directions. 😄🚗"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'cookie chaser' diet technique – because nothing says 'healthy lifestyle' like using dessert to swallow your diet pill 🍪💊 Hopefully the cookies don't cancel out the pill! 😅"
5 months ago
Share →: The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive 'sleeping diet' – truly a groundbreaking weight loss strategy! 😴🍳 Who knew that catching some Z's after breakfast could be the secret to sticking to your diet? Goodnight, diet goals. Hello, dreamland! 🌟#SleepingBeautifying"