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15 Funny stick quotes

Funny stick quotes bring a hilarious twist to everyday moments, turning simple words into instant smiles and chuckles 😂✨. Whether you’re in need of a quick mood lift or looking to share some witty vibes with friends, these playful sayings stick with you long after you read them 🤪🎉. Get ready to laugh, relate, and maybe even share a few – because who doesn’t love a good pun or clever line that sticks around? 😂🪄

I poked your tweet with a stick, hoping it would do something.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

She was unique, like a millennial that could drive a stick shift.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.

Posted on6 months ago

Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

Posted onFeb 24, 2025Feb 24, 2025

Boy, are you a piñata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Stick with me and you’ll go places. None of them good, but still.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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